February 2012
Reblog if you love Twilight as much as Robert...
OH MY GOD SO MANY PEOPLE WILL NOT GET THIS AT ALL
XD I hope people get this
Yea, just as much and then some
[tw: rape] RAPE IS MORE COMMON THAN SMOKING IN THE... →
I want to graffiti that headline EVERYWHERE.
Sooooo money goes towards preventing and legislating against smoking but not rape prevention… I mean, how much fucking money goes into those worthless ads about quitting smoking? How much of that could go towards sexual education?
teacher: remember not to talk to strangers online
friend: who even does that?
me:
friend:
me: not me
mom: are you dating that boy, you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy, you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy, he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy, he was breathing your air
Talking to my grandma about One Direction
Me: Niall loves Justin Bieber. He has an obsession.
Grandma: hahaha! So is he gay?
Me: I already told you! He's gay with Liam.
Grandma: Oh, yeah...
Me: Liam has a fear of spoons and loves Toy Story.
Grandma: Okay.
Me: Louis loves carrots.
Grandma: *gives me a questioning look*
Me: I'll explain that later.
Grandma: okay.
Me: Zayn is vain.
Grandma: I remember that.
Me: Harry loves cats and older women.
Grandma: Really?! Maybe he'll like me!!
Me: *goes in a fit of laughter*
Reblog every time.
fuckyeahlouiszayn:
What if 20years from now, your kid comes back from...
Them: “Hey mum i met my friends dad today! He use to be in a boy band”
You: “Oh yeah what was their band name?”
Them: “One Direction”
You: “ONE WHAT?!”
