December 2011
When you see your parents give your sibling...
My turn.
oh the weather outside is frightful
but the internet is so delightful
my kids: mommy daddy how did you guys meet?
husband: well kids i was playing a concert and she was in the front row and during a quiet part of the song she looked at me with tears in her eyes and screamed "I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM" and in that moment i knew we were meant to be.
This is my eating routine →
I’m hungry. ”I NEED food!”
Grab a bag of chips, oreos, milk, and a bowl of ice cream
After all the food is gone: “Omg I am so fat. I am going on a diet!”
And repeat.
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walks into chair
me: sorry
chair: ......................
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect