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What do you look for in a girl?
Harry: I love a bit of cheek, thats what I like. I like girls to be quirky too, I dont like girls who look the same as other girls. I don't have a preference between blondes and brunettes, I wouldn't not go out with a girl because of her hair colour. I do find though, if there are two hot girls in your year and they are both blonde then you tend to like blondes as you get older.
Zayn: I'm not into the whole confident thing- like Louis is. If they're intelligent and know how to have a conversation then I am won over. Nothing better than lying down in bed, or sitting on the sofa and having a really nice, long chat. I sound all cheesy but I'm not really.
Liam: I like cute, shy girls. Someone you can have a laugh with, I like it when I make a girl laugh and likewise, when they make me laugh too. I'm the only one in the band that has a girlfriend though, so I'm not on the lookout at the moment.
Niall: She has to be someone I can have a laugh with. I'm torn between blondes and brunettes, though both can be very nice. It doesn't really bother me. Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.
Louis: You have to go for a bit of banter and confidence. My future girlfriend needs to be able to talk as much as me, which is very hard, but if she manages to do that, then we're away. the boys all say that I need someone that is a good listener because I chat so much. A girl has to be, like, full of banter.
my thoughts during school
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: I wish One Direction would walk through the door and admit their love for me.
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
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person: oh wow! i love that character too!
me: do you
me: do you really love them
person: uhm, ye-
me: does your heart shatter every time you see their face
me: do you feel immense pain whenever they do something
me: have you cried for hours because you just love them so much
me: oh god
me: oh god it's happening
me: the feelings are coming oH GOD I'M GOING TO BREAK INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES SHATTER EXPLODE AND BECOME THE STARS IN THE SKY OH MY GOD BABY
me: has that ever happened to you
me: you don't love them