Talking to my grandma about One Direction

  • Me: Niall loves Justin Bieber. He has an obsession.
  • Grandma: hahaha! So is he gay?
  • Me: I already told you! He's gay with Liam.
  • Grandma: Oh, yeah...
  • Me: Liam has a fear of spoons and loves Toy Story.
  • Grandma: Okay.
  • Me: Louis loves carrots.
  • Grandma: *gives me a questioning look*
  • Me: I'll explain that later.
  • Grandma: okay.
  • Me: Zayn is vain.
  • Grandma: I remember that.
  • Me: Harry loves cats and older women.
  • Grandma: Really?! Maybe he'll like me!!
  • Me: *goes in a fit of laughter*