as flattered as i am that you’re liveblogging three which is so sweet, you had to choose what i call the ‘ugly’ paragraph oh beka
When you speak gibberish I normally pretend I understand (aka…
One day chocolate cows will be invented and I will bring one to your house
and rub it in your face(HURHUR)
It’s an ugly paragraph because the imagery linked to it is ugly therefore it is the ugly paragraph.
Right. So, there aren’t actually really chocolate cows, so therefore chocolate milk is just sassy milk.
BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL OKAY. RIGHT, ITS BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE ITS RIGHT AND SO THERE YOU KNOW. C
harlotte, you are rubbing off on me, but seriously, it’s beautiful because it’s real.
I guess I’m flattered, but chocolate milk will one day come from chocolate cows and you shall be like “oh audrey was right” and sob in ugly tears like my ugly paragraph.
Ugly paragraph ahhaha i just realised what a ridic name that is.
I’m interested as in how that’ll be possible, due to the fact that chocolate doesn’t reproduce, and therefore you have to cross a cacao plant with a cow, and damn, that’ll be something….
Also #stillmilk. And yes, it is ridiculous, okay. And not ugly.
I still believe that one day there will be chocolate cows.
Replace fairies with chocolate cows.