Kristy…

How the hell do you imagine Seven as me and him?
wot.
Flattered as I am, what is wrong with you.
And this is Katie’s oneshot—in which Harry is little more than a dirty playboy, Liam is a sexy bartender, Zayn is the most coveted stripper in the area, and Paul is virtually a pimp. (It’s a bit less stripper!Harry than you’d intended, Katie, but I hope you like it anyway?)
Pairing: Larry, Niam
Warning: Mature
Song rec: Take You Down, Chris Brown
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You surely did your research honey.

BUT RENEE YOU ARE A WONDERFUL PERSON AND WHEN AM I EVER GOING TO GET TO WRITE WITH YOU?
Oh. Never. Okies.

But the fucking story ok.
What the hell, Renee. You can’t write stripping my Louis Tomlinson ass.

But this was a fantastic fabulistic story and I demand more.
I DEMAND IT.
Part 2, part 2, part 2 where they fall in love. Or out of it.
I WANT MORE.

Oops going to retreat before I scare you off with my troll impersonation now. Okay bye.

loljk i’m still here!

Okay bye! I LOVE YOU, YOU FLAWLESS BEING <3


i felt like uploading this photo. idk why. i like my shirt though.
So I managed to put in my contacts by myself without poking my eyes out (: Yay! But I still feel… Meh. I like it better in my glasses, I think.


To the chorus of Call Me Maybe… So call me maybe? (; x

午安.
Hey. This is a photo of me, a quick one I snapped in the lift yesterday on my way home. Yeah, this is me. Feeling ill, hair in a hair band, and just any random clothes thrown on. Happiness can be achieved so easily sometimes. Don’t you wish your smile would stay?